Emancipation Proclamation

I am moments away from putting in my notice. That phrase doesn't actually mean anything, does it? Well, tell that to the flock of butterflies in my stomach. It'll go a little something like this,

"I have made the decision to move. I want my last day to be August 8th. Until that day, you can expect my productivity to drop off sharply because I will merely be phoning it in."

I'll leave that last bit out, I suppose.

Here goes!